part 78:

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And finally……….hope you all enjoy the new drama about to unfold… :)) here’s post 5 of 5 today all thanks to our wonderful sister A

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Masood:”ya ya she’s been staying with us for a while..apparently your mother and her had abit of a tiff so she needed to get away from your mother”

 

Ooh hoo…this was a story I’d love to hear…I sat up straight so that I could pay more attention…what?I can’t help it..this was about my ‘perfect’ inlaws that had no flaws!

 

Masood:”we got really close and stuff..you know how it vies(goes)…I mean someone living in your house, you have to be good you know..be a good host and stuff..but your aunty..eish she’s a cheeky one…she gets cross for small small things..but things got abit(pause)..you know.(Pause)..I think I started to smaak(like) her…like hellava(a lot)….and I thought she also liked me because whenever she was at home we used to sit together, watch movies, she used to ask me to take her around everywhere and what what you know..”

 

Ismail:”like her personal driver(laugh)”

 

Masood:”haaaa bra!don’t put it like that!…(Taking a sip of hs coke)..anyway I never told her how I felt..but I took advantage of all the time we used to spend together you know what I’m saying?…she even used to come check on me now and then in my room and we used to talk till hellava late about all kinds of stuff..”

 

Typical chotikhala….forever licking peoples backsides when she needed something…

 

Masood:”but then oneday it got abit far you know..no-one was at home.my topi and his vrou were gone out to visit someone and we were talking and stuff and I don’t know man…eish! One thing led to another..and next thing I know..eish this cherry(girl) is pregnant..”

 

Ismail and I both almost choked….

 

Ismail:”so what you’re trying to say here is that you’re the father of that baby?(Shocked as hell)”

 

Masood:”I guess so bru…when she told me, first I was hellava(very) cross…but then when I thought about it I decided that we must just get married..I didn’t tell anyone..I just asked her to marry me……eish bra she flipped!she was mad mad mad!”

 

Ismail:”why?from what you’re telling me she seemed to also be leading you on….”

 

Masood:”exactly my point bra…now this cherry packed up her things and next thing I know she had a fight with my step mother and told me she doesn’t want me anywhere near her or the baby otherwise she’s going to get me locked up for raping her…”

 

Yikes……life seemed to be quite hectic for everyone at the moment…is this some kind of sign of qiyaamat?shoooh…what is that woman upto?she’s totally psycho….here the man is willing to accept her, the baby and his mistake….but she’s refusing and making up other stories about some pakistani guy that she was married to and can’t seem to find?….where the hell does this family come up with all their stories…lol